Lucy
Republicans are racist, sexist, homophobic, gun-toting religious fanatics.
Linus
But you support the Muslims, who are racist, sexist, homophobic, gun-toting religious fanatics.
Lucy:
!!!!!
Lucy
That’s their culture. You have no right to judge them.

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Lucy
I am pro-choice!
Linus
Can I choose to smoke?
Lucy
No, it’s not good for you.
Linus
Can I choose a large soda?
Lucy
No, it’s not good for you.
Linus
Can I choose to own a gun?
Lucy
No, it’s not safe for kids.
Linus
Can I choose an incandescent bulb?
Lucy
No, it’s not good for the planet.
Linus
Can I choose low-cost coal?
Lucy
No, it’s not good for the planet.
Linus
Can I choose to honor God?
Lucy
No, that’s offensive.
Linus
So what can I choose?
Lucy
An abortion.

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Lucy
I voted for Obama because he’s black. I’m so proud that we have a black president. Having a black president is real progress. Having a black president is a victory for diversity.
Linus
What about the deficit, unemployment, Benghazi, gas prices, immigration crisis, Solyndra, lowered national credit rating?
Lucy
You’re just a racist.

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